Should we change the presidential election process to this?

Get a monkey from the zoo;

Dress him in a tuxedo and a top hat;

Blindfold him;

He throws a dart at the map of the United States;

Whichever city he hits;

We put him on a plane:

When it lands;

We set the monkey with his tuxedo and top hat;

Free;

The first person he shakes hands with is the President of the United States for the next four yearsShould we change the presidential election process to this?
Well, it's an interesting concept, but I'm sure we'd have disputes over exactly what area the dart hit, how much the monkey's top hat and tuxedo cost, whether or not the monkey has any connections to high-powered political machines, and of course we'd need to insure that the monkey landed in a diverse area where people of all cultural backgrounds had the opportunity to reach him.Should we change the presidential election process to this?
It's already been done, just a little bit different. 4 years ago, we elected, for the 2nd time a monkey named George. He liked to throw darts at maps also. Whatever country the dart hit, we attacked. Too bad Iraq. Glad he missed Iceland tho.Should we change the presidential election process to this?
WE COULDN'T DO ANY WORSE.
Isn't that the way they pick the candidates except they turn the monkey lose in Congress.